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I was the class clown, which made me as popular as a root canal. As a kid, I was always making people laugh and was told I should be a stand up comedian, but as a professional procrastinator, I never got around to it, until now where I’m making up for lost time. Growing up in a small town made me the man I am today, restless and easily bored. I’m about as fit for a 9-5 job as a politician teaching an ethics class. My style, if I have one can be summed up in one word... fun. My philosophy is simple, “If it’s not fun, don’t do it”. Never one not to see the humor in life, I look at the world from a different angle, even though I was terrible at math. My only goal on stage is to make sure the audience is having fun. My weird observations, from “divorce dating is like looking at a used car” to “making fun of a tough guy with pepper spray” will make you wonder if his prescription refill ran out.