Bum, dressed in a ginger fright-wig, invited everyone to look at his bum; the
crowd turned and he almost caused a fight A prize oddball"
Marissa Burgess, City Life
A-reet! Im Marr Bum from Leigh and Im
proper funny. I tell proper funny jokes and I think of most of them on me own.
So Im proper clever me. Im not just a hat stand, like. Im not.
Ive done 2 gigs they were proper reet apart from one of them. I did City
life Comedian of the year, right? Played at The Comedy Store, right? Some people
dont like my kind of humour, right? Thats just because its a
load of shitty old plop-bollocks is why! HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I do songs too. On
Stage I use a Big Bam Boom but I also play the synthesiser. My hits Include Phil
the duck, Funnybone, Meet a man suck his willy
Anyway Im dead cool and I like talking about
me mum and I like talking about me bum and most of all I like having fun. So come
on! Lets do it. Lets have it. Lets go. One two three four five
six seven! A-reet! Wot-ever!
That was possibly the shittest thing Ive
ever seen. He has minus talent Ian Stone
The true meaning
of Alternative comedy - or should that be not comedy Some woman
off the telly.
Twat Iain Woodrow
turd-cake - Anti-Comedy - fails miserably to understand the nature of performance
or comedy Ros Bell
Idiot Jenny C
ace. The missing link between Frank Sidebottom and Vic Reeves Duck
A legend brilliant Dave Bishop