Dan 'The Master' Baete
From the day he was Born, Daniel has been entertaining people. From the doctors who laughed at his F.A. CUP sized ears on arrival into this world to random people laughing at his general campness and unwillingness to come out from the closet. (it's warm in here, and cosy)
Having forgotten about applying for a spot at the 'up the creek' club (yes I'm name dropping) Dan managed to mash together a set which went down quite well.
On his first performance Dan said 'I liked it', A man of few words but when he talks people listen, Mainly for legal purposes.
Having a handful of shows under his belt Dan is now looking to progress into singing funny words to make people laugh.
Smutty, deviant and sometimes just wrong, Dan knows no limits and ANY subject is a potential target.
Here is what people are saying about him...
Mum 'I wish i had swallowed the night he was conceieved'
The Sun 'Who?'
His right Honourable Lord Justice 'He should not be left to walk the streets'
Dan is avalible for Wedding, Disco's, Gangbangs and Crime watch Reconstructions